Friday, August 08, 2008
Two Dudes, Four Tubes
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Just shoot me
But, back to the craptastic post at hand (shout-out to Goddess on that one).
Yeah. The title pretty much sums it up.
Last night, Reid slept for 6 hours straight. This is a record, people! I don't give a diggity-damn that those 6 hours were spent in our bed. He slept. He slept, and it was fantastic.
And why did he decide to sleep 6 s-t-r-a-i-g-h-t hours after months and months of sleeping in 2-hour spurts?
The answer was discovered when I plucked the dude out of bed this morning, only to find that his left ear had crusty, yellow ear-juice spewing like a giant volcano (Brook thinks I may be slightly over-exaggerating) out of his ear and down the side of his face.
His left ear drum decided that the DAY BEFORE his myringotomy surgery and ear tube insertion, that it wanted to rupture.
Seriously. Just shoot me. I wanted this surgery to happen, like, yesterday. Scratch that. I wanted this surgery to happen, like, last year! Months and months and months and months and months of being on different cocktails of antibiotics to prevent a rupture from occurring and the damn ear drum decides that it could not wait another 28 hours. The dumb drum had had enough. E-n-o-u-g-h.
So not only are we awaiting the blood work results to see if their hemoglobin and hematocit levels have improved, but we will be making a quick trip to the ENT to re-formulate the surgical plan for Rage. Over the phone, the nurse said that they will most likely do the myringotomy and ear tube insertion in the right ear and then have to repair the ear drum in the left ear. Thus, doing another surgery to insert the ear tube after the left ear drum has healed.
Oh! And the other kid, Finn? Yeah, his ear drums (both!) are this close to rupturing. If they can't wait another 16 hours before they decide to rupture, I will be surgically removing them myself and subsiquently punching the living hell out of them.
As their mama, I just want this over with. NOW!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
45 minutes at the zoo!
Earlier in the month, we purchased an annual family pass to the Alaska Zoo. The Zoo is just a short 5 minute drive from our home and it's the perfect outing to fill in the gaps between eating and napping or napping and eating on the weekends.
The Alaska Zoo, in its entirety, can be seen in under an hour. In fact for our maiden voyage, I may have slightly over packed. We met our friends Ryan, Lizzie and Abby in the parking lot. The look on their face was priceless as we unloaded the BOB Duallie, my gigantic diaper bag, 2 water bottles, snacks in a cooler and, oh, their immunization records just to be safe. But I had no idea how big the zoo was, what mood the tykes were going to be in after their nap or how long we were going to be there. Better safe than sorry.
At first I'll admit that I was slightly disappointed (coming from Portland where there is a gigantic zoo!), but I quickly realized that it is a great place to let our boys burn off some energy by running on the boardwalk and also to learn animal sounds and identification (although now they are obsessed with Brown Bear, Brown Bear... and Polar Bear, Polar Bear... more than ever). Additionally, the property is surrounded by trees (which provide some escape from, perhaps, the pouring rain!), little creeks and flowers, all of which distract from the fact that you're also amongst caged animals.
Sure, there aren't any penguins or gorillas or monkeys or giraffes...but the majority of the animals (sans the Amur tigers, Knobby the camel and a few others) are native to the Arctic or Sub-Arctic.
Given that currently there are quite a few trails closed due to bear sightings and moose 'kills', I imagine that we'll be taking many more trips to the zoo this 'summer' and fall. At the Zoo, I can at least take comfort in the fact that we are watching the bears instead of the bears watching us. As sad as that is.
Some photos of our rainy day adventure:
One-horned Dall sheep. These are frequently a roadside photo-op for tourists driving south on the Seward Highway. Oftentimes, the highway is backed-up for miles and one assumes there must a traffic accident...only to find out a few miles down the road that the Dall sheep were climbing the rocks that border the highway and that people had to stop their motor homes in the middle of the highway to take a few photos.
The only monkeys we could find at the Alaska Zoo were these two cuties.
Brown bears are the species that we are trying to avoid on the trails right now. There have been several maulings this summer and we don't plan to be one of them. One mauling occurred on the sweet mountain bike trails behind our old house, which coincidentally is the trial Brook used to ride to and from work. It may be time to up the life insurance policy.
Turkeys are not native to Alaska, in case you were wondering. Gobble-gobble.
I always get confused if this is a musk-ox or a yak. Brook always gets frustrated, but to me, they are both huge and hairy. I am about 99.9% sure this is a musk ox. Although our fellow Zoo go-ers may disagree.
Dad and...(thanks to the glimpse of the shoes in the photo), Finn. Like I stated previously, I get the musk ox and the Himalayan yaks confused. I am about 99.9% sure that two of my boys are standing in front two (well hidden) Himalayan yaks.
Look at me! I'm waterproof! It was a very rainy day in Anchorage which, being a native Oregonian, I welcomed. It's just a different kind of beautiful as far as I'm concerned.
Not sure what is up with my 'surprised' faces in both the photo above and the photo below, but I was obviously having a good time. Reid is the kid on my back.
This black bear was alseep. Not only was he asleep, but he was snoring very loudly.
Reid (l) and Finn (r) trying to bust into the alpaca zone.
I don't believe I've written about Reid's intollerance for dirt, food, miscellaneous debis and/or moisture on his hands and feet. It's a bit strange. If he spills a drop of water on his toes while playing at the water table, playtime comes to a screaching halt and we must remove the offending moisture right then and there. Once removed, playtime resumes. It's the same with dirt and food. In the photo below, he was especially annoyed because, not only did his hand get dirty from attempting to climb the wood railing in order to join the alpacas, but as he showed me the miniscule amount of dirt that was on his hand, raindrops fell and we were faced with two offenders to clean off with a baby wipe.
But as you can see, he was ok after we wiped down his hands...just a bit more careful and now only touching the fence with the finger tips of his left hand.
What rare disease do you think we'll have by the end of the week from these shenanigans?
Twin baby moose! The twinning rate for moose is quite high.
Our kid, Finn.
I am ashamed of myself. This is the second time within the same post that I can't tell which kid is pictured. I cn assure you, this doesn't happen very often. Maybe 4 times in the past 18 months, two of which occured within this post. Of course, I could just make up a name and 99.9% of our faithful blog readers would not know the difference, but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm honest like that. I will say that I think this is Finn, but the kid is making a face that is a trademark of the Reid Rager.
Oh the guilt!
Brook and...a kid. (this DOES NOT count as my 3rd time because the photograph is clearly indistinguishable). They are wearing the same type of jeans and coat (thanks to their pals Henry and Nathan, but have different shirts and shoes, neither or which I can make out clearly enough to identify said kid.
Reid and the one-horned Dall sheep!
The Dall sheep, starring me down. Wonderin' if I took his horn.
Finn (l), Reid (r) and their cool dad.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
They get weirder every day
The binky boys find their dad's snowboarding gloves in the back seat of his car. Quite timely as well, considering on this particular day, we had termination dust (aka 'the first dusting of snow signaling the termination of summer' for all of you Lower-48er's) in the mountains behind our house.
Snow?!? Yep. It is July afterall! Brook is already looking for miniature snowboards.
(Once again...) You know you live in Alaska when you have heavy gloves and a hat stashed in your car. All. Year. Long.
Monday, July 28, 2008
We can breath again!
That was, until one of the railings was snapped in half...by a plush soccer ball. A ball that is approximatley 1/40th the weight of Finn or Reid. A ball that was mearly tossed towards the banister, not thrown with such a force as if, oh, I don't know, say...a 20 pound toddler pushed another 20 pound toddler into it.
Even though the railing was repaired very promptly (by yours truly, thankyouverymuch!), the boys have yet to experience a blissfly parent-unattended tromp around the upstairs floor of their home. The banister, its less-than-sturdy railings, and the subsequent 17-foot drop onto our hard tiled entryway, have been the result of many sleepless nights and horrible cold-sweat-induced dreams for both Brook and I.
After doing a few weeks of hard-core online research and coming to terms with the fact that the boys will eventually venture upstairs without parental supervision (especially given that I am leaving on a mini mom-cation/business trip on Thursday and Brook will have to shower sometime during those six days!), we decided to purchase this little number. Gotta love 1-click ordering from Amazon. If you have an upstairs stairwell with banisters, this is the child-proofing tool of the gods.
And check it out! You can't even tell that our entire upstairs banister is 100% protected from both toddlers and their toys taking a 17-foot plunge!
Of course, now they like to bang on the hard plastic sheeting...which is another headache in and of itself. But at least that headache isn't the result of a 17-foot fall.

Friday, July 25, 2008
The root of all that is evil?
While Reid had pneumonia, I took a few days off of work to be home with the little guy. By Day 2, I decided to try a bit of television to keep him occupied while I did the dishes. I searched for The Backyardigans, which I hear is a good show for kids, but I had no clue which channel it was on. Much to my wonderment, I found that Sesame Street was mid-episode. I barely had a chance to put down the remote and head to the kitchen before the mis-matched spindly kitten had thrown off his blanket, climbed off the couch and ran to the television.
My friend Katie said that there is scientific evidence proving a link between Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and Sesame Street. I happen to disagree. Look at how attentive Reid is in the photographs below! :)

Perhaps the coolest word yet...
*We've made a trip to Costco practically every Friday night for the past 14 months, so it's about time.
This and That at One and a Half
•Last weekend, we went for a walk after dinner. It was cold, so the boys wore their hooded airplane-print sweatshirts. Finn refused to take his sweatshirt off after the walk and proceeded to wear it for the rest of the evening. At bath time, we tried to remove the sweatshirt yet again, but he just wasn't havin' it. So both the kid and the sweatshirt got a bath. Some battles are not worth fighting.
•I’ve mentioned before that the boys love to deadhead my flowers. Well, they were at it again on Sunday. While I was telling Finn that he was hurting the flowers, Reid stuck a marigold blossom in his mouth. A few hours later, he was covered in hives and I sent Brook to the store for some children’s Benedryl.
•Brook usually picks Reid and Finn up from childcare and gets home a few minutes before I pull into the driveway. The boys wait on the front porch and, when they see my car, yell "Mama! Mama! Mama!" over and over until I get out of the car and give them great big hugs. It's my favorite part of the day.
•I have 16 draft blog posts in the Black Hole known as my Gmail Drafts folder.
•After re-reading the would-be posts, I've made the executive decision to delete all of them. However, five are worth mentioning...mostly because they can be summed up in one or two sentences: (1) In Draft (July 4, 2008). The realization that I had many things to write about, but once I started writing, I'd get distracted, hit 'save now' and never look at the post again. It’s pretty sad that even this post was saved and ended up in my Drafts folder. (2) All the Rage (July 13, 2008). The story behind Reid's nickname (Reid Rager, Rager, Rage, Ragerator). I began calling Reid “Reid Rager” when he was just a few hours old, and to this day, he's lived up to his name. Mother's Intuition, I suppose. (3) The Binky Brigade (May 11, 2008). My love/hate relationship with the pacifier. I had always planned on banishing the binky by the one-year mark. My plan never came to fruition. And now they seem more addicted than ever. This is on my ‘to do’ list for the winter. (4) Multiple Personalities (June 26, 2008). Finn and Reid seem to swap personalities monthly. For awhile, it was Finn who was timid, shy and simply more 'clingy'...Reid was the daredevil and much more assertive than his brother. In late June, they flip flopped. Finn was the daredevil and Reid was Mr. Cling-On. Flip-flop, flip-flop...I think it'll be a wild ride. (5) NO! (April 17, 2008). Ahhh...that magical time in every parent's life when the word "NO!" comes out of their child's mouth. It's precious.
•One of the coolest things about this age is that kids are capable of following directions (although not all directions). I can certainly see why people have kids 18 months apart. The older kid can serve as a mini-helper and fetch things such as shoes, fresh diapers and dark chocolate.
• We’re still working on quelling Finn and Reid’s food throwing habit. Although we thought the right thing to do was to take the food away when they began throwing, the doctor asked us not to use this technique because of their anemia and weight. So now we are ignoring it, which seems to help. They don't throw food at daycare and we've come to the conclusion that this is because they eat at tables rather than booster seats. Sure enough, when we've sat them at their picnic table or up to the table with us (instead of in their boosters with a tray), they don't throw food. I wish I knew the psychological reasoning behind this.
• Neither Reid nor Finn will have anything to do with pasta of any shape/color, macaroni and cheese (homemade or boxed varieties), or cheerios. In my opinion, these are kid staples. The administrator at our daycare said that they are the only kids in the 80+ facility that will not eat macaroni and cheese (besides those who can't have it because of dietary restrictions). They’re famous.
• I was attempting to keep track of the new additions to Finn and Reid's vocabulary, but I've given up. Some of the cooler words that they say now are "yogurt", "mango", "cracker" and "out!”.
• On Monday morning, Reid had his appointment with the Otolaryngologist (ENT). We brought Finn along and planned to drop them both off at daycare just in time for lunch. Great news! Reid’s ears are both infection-less! The last round of antibiotics that the ped prescribed for his bacterial pneumonia did the deed. However, due to his history, tubes are warranted and, in fact, should have been placed 6 months ago. As we were scheduling Reid’s surgery and discussing pre and post-op instructions, the nurse was showing Finn the cool light on her otoscope. She then decided to check his ears just to be safe. It didn’t surprise us in the least when the nurse announced that Finn had a raging ear infection. In both ears. We glanced at the doctor just as he began writing another set of surgical orders for kid #2. Both tykes have the same ear-infection history, so it makes sense that they both have the myringotomy and finally have tubes placed on the same day (August 8th).
• Finn and Reid have been on an iron supplement for a couple of months, so we had their hemoglobin and hematocrit levels re-checked to see if they’ve made any progress. Finn has been busy improving his hemoglobin concentration levels, as well as producing new red blood cells! Although he is still ‘borderline’ anemic, we were told that we can discontinue the Fer-In-Sol supplement. Reid, however, is ‘profoundly’ anemic. The ped bumped up the supplement dosage and gave us a month to kick his red blood cells into gear. However, the doctor performing the myringotomy and ear tube insertion won’t do the surgery unless his hemoglobin and hematocrit levels are improving, which places us on an even tighter timeline, seeing as the surgery is in 2 weeks.
• The Fer-In-Sol iron supplement is turning the kids’ teeth a grayish-brown color. Both the ped and our dentist assure us that this can be removed with baking soda. As much as I hate seeing their formally pearly-white teeth turn a horrid hue, I can’t bring myself to ‘polish’ their teeth with baking soda. Brushing their teeth with apple-flavored toddler toothpaste is the equivalent to the toughest WWF match you’ve ever seen. I’d hate to see what would happen if we swapped the apple flavoring with baking soda.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
P is for Pneumonia
- Reid's temperature of 102-106 degrees for 10 days.
- Three doctor's appointments.
- One husband out of town.
- 2 1/2 days of missing work.
- Three trips to the hospital laboratory for blood and stool samples.
- Three blood draws.
- One pregnancy test (in order to hold kid during x-ray).
- One chest x-ray (with 6 frames in order to get a good reading).
- One diagnosis of bacterial pneumonia.
- One diagnosis of a nasty ear-infection (tubes will be placed, finally!).
- One blue-lipped, pale kid.
- One prescription for antibiotics to kill both the pneumonia and ear infection.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
This weekend, we took Reid and Finn to the Potter Marsh Wildlife Viewing area, just a few miles south of our home. We had a great view of the streamline of cars, trucks and campers that were heading back from Seward along the highway, as well as of the mountains and the marsh. Highlights for the boys were the train, boardwalk and the little creek.
Reid loved the sound that his footsteps made on the boardwalk. He did his little stomp dance many times.
Finn shows us where the airplane is.
I thought I would attempt to take a photo of my first born and myself--but yet another airplane flew over and, of course, was spotted by the little guy.
The Alaska Railroad train coming back from Seward.
Friday, July 04, 2008
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Flah-woo!
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
I'm the Decider
***The author of this post gives sole credit of its title to this guy***
Having the title of "Mom" grants me the authority to feed my kids pretty much whatever I damn well please. If I wanted to, I could slap down a bowl full of Pop Rocks, call it 'dinner', and Finn and Reid would be none-the-wiser. Mama knows best, right? Right! But, of course, I choose not to do that. I try my best to give them exactly 1,300 calories, 16 grams of protein, 400 micrograms of Vitamin A, 40 milligrams of Vitamin C, 400 IU of Vitamin D, 15 micrograms of Vitamin K, 80 milligrams of Magnesium, 800 milligrams of Phosphorus, 10 milligrams of Zinc, 0.7 milligrams of Thiamine, 0.8 mg of Riboflavin, 9 milligrams of Niacin, 1 milligram of Vitamin B6, 50 micrograms of Folate, 800 milligrams of Calcium, and (of course) 10 milligrams of Iron per day. However, on days in which their nutritional status is sub-par and they have failed to consume their recommended daily allotment of both macro and micro-nutrients, everyone still lives.
Having taken my fair share of nutrition classes in college, I tend to over-analyze what my kids' can, should and do eat. I am by no means a health-nut, but I do pay attention to fun things such as high-fructose corn syrup, trans fatty acids and sodium content. So when the boys are home (vs. at daycare), I try to pack as much nutritional 'punch' into each meal as I can.
Sure, they know where we hide the stupid Costco-sized jug of organic vanilla-flavored animal 'crackers' (aka, cookies) in the pantry--that's the reason why we keep the door to the pantry closed 99.9% of the time...well, that and they also like to unload the recycling bins...and spread the recyclables all over the house---they've been known to eat said 'crackers' prior to 8 o'clock in the morning just so I can drink my coffee without having a kid on either hip. But, for the most part...I like to make sure they are exposed to different types of foods and that they are getting plenty of the necessary nutrients that they need to grow and thrive.
I'm always on the lookout for new recipes to try out on the tykes. They've had their ups and downs with food, just as all toddlers have...but thanks to the new toddler room at daycare, they've been able to expand their palette and come to terms with the fact that not everything they eat has to be a fruit, an orange vegetable or pureed in the Cuisinart for 15 minutes.
Finn and Reid have always been big vegetable fans, but recently, their formerly-loved mix of peas and carrots have been repeatedly tossed onto the floor. Those pain-stakingly diced sweet potatoes, however, are still a favorite (Is this a blessing or a curse? I'm not sure). So I've become one of those moms who has begun hiding things in their kids' food.
Deception at its finest.
Here's an example:
Finn and Reid? Big muffin fans. Huge. In fact, they've never met a muffin that they didn't like. On the weekends, I've been into muffin-making. Muffin Production, if you will. Last weekend I made their all-time-favorite, banana, and also a batch of blueberry-lemon. To the banana batch, I added shredded zucchini and ground flax seed. To the blueberry-lemon batch? Powdered milk and (again) ground flax seed. Each recipe was made with 100% whole wheat flour and omega-3 fortified eggs. Sure, I added some turbinado sugar...but the rest of the ingredients made me feel as if I was packing a whole lotta goodness into one tiny muffin! Brook thought they were disgusting....I thought they were palatable. But Finn and Reid? They couldn't get enough.
Here's another example:
Two weeks ago, I came across this recipe on Krissy's blog. I followed the recipe for Granny's Carrot Casserole verbatim. The boys were eating more of this casserole in one sitting than I ever thought was possible for a 20-pound human. It was the toddler-equivalent to putting me in front of a huge plate of blue-corn cheese enchiladas with green chile. I finally had to cut them off. The next weekend, I decided to kick it up a notch. So I followed the same recipe, but this time adding a cup of steamed spinach. The addition of the spinach gave the orange casserole a slight green-ish hue, but I figured they wouldn't notice. Plus, I did a taste test and it didn't taste any different than the original version. The result? They both loved it! (please see photographic evidence below)
So now I am racking my brain trying to think of other ways in which I can add this week's hated food item (green things!) into other recipes. And although I have some ideas, I draw the line at adding spinach into anything containing chocolate (i.e. brownies).
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
New week, new words!
Yesterday--being Monday--was a start to a new week. They were late for breakfast at daycare, so I gave them a muffin (banana with flax seed and zucchini hidden inside...muahhahaha!) and cantaloupe 'to go'. Upon after-work pick-up, we took them outside for a little sunshine. Immediately, they rush to the flowers. "Flah-wah", Reid says. "Flah-woo", Finn says. By bedtime, Reid had said "car" and "duck".
Reid is obsessed with airplanes. This was fueled by their g-parents taking them to the airshow this weekend. With every airplane flying over head, he points and says "a-pa, a-pa, a-pa..." (x10). Finn is also obsessed, but is able to stop pointing after said airplane has been identified by his brother and/or a bystander. Reid just keeps going and going and going...
Another interesting tidbit of information is that Finn and Reid can spot a balloon from 5,280 feet away. They have, what we call "balloon-dar" (like "radar"). It's insane. In fact, Reid spotted the only balloon at the Run for Woman a couple of weeks ago and subsequently ran across the entire length of a football field to catch it. The race is now 'green', so I'm not sure what these balloons were doing violating the policy, but they were enjoyed by our little guy nonetheless.
We've been working on body part identification the past couple of weeks. So far, Finn and Reid can both point (on themselves or others) to their head, ears, eyes (poking themselves, of course), nose (sticking their finger in their nose or their brother's nose), mouth (you guessed it...by gaging themselves with their pointer finger), belly button, knee and toes. They are the best at their toes, thanks to Gamma and Gampa.
Like others, we are using this blog to record significant events in F & R's life...and for that reason, here is a rundown of what the boys are saying as of today. And in case you are wondering...yes, I consider the addition of "flah-woo" to one's vocabulary to be a significant event.
Finn: apple, banana (nana), mama, dada, bye-bye, hi, baby, dog/dog-dog, ball, blue, dat? (like, "what's that?"), me (we think this means "I want..." since he repeats it over and over again while pointing to something), bubble (bub-eew), flower (flah-woo), duck, ball, nose.
Reid: apple, banana (nana or nanu), mama, dada, bye-bye, hi, baby, dog/dog-dog, ball, dat? (like, "what's that?"...sometimes pronounced over and over again as "a-dat?, a-dat?, a-dat?), bubble (bub-ooo), flower (flah-wah), ball (bawwl), nose, ear, balloon (bah-oo), car/car-car, duck, a-pa! (the Reid version of 'airplane').
Monday, June 30, 2008
He exists!!!
I won't go into my beef with (formerly-loved) Turbo Tax, but I had one helluva time getting the program to recognize that it is possible to have more than one child in a calendar year. I finally said the hell with it (maybe I was a bit impatient for my refund?) and filed via TT, claiming only our second-born child, Reid. Finn (and more specifically, the lovely little kickback that he provides his adoring parents) did not exist according to the IRS until today.
One 1040x form and letter to the IRS explaining the snafu sent via Certified Mail, one complaint electronic mail message sent to Turbo Tax, one complaint phone call to Intuit, the software designer of Turbo Tax, one Certified letter of correspondence denying my amended return delivered to our place of residence on an early Saturday morning, six phone calls to the IRS (five of which were made when the computers were down), a cumulative 3 hours on hold listening to the same song on speaker phone over and over and over again, one detailed conversation explaining my first-born son's actual Social Security number (not the one I wrote on the 1040x---it turns out that "8"'s look a lot like "0"'s when you haven't had your eye-sight checked in four years! Oops!) and our Finn Boy exists!
And the refund?
It'll come in a few weeks...
A big thumbs down for Turbo Tax and a big BOOYA for us!
$$$$Cha-ching!$$$$
I exist!
I finally exist!!!!
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
No wonder our friends converted to biodiesel!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Sunday, June 22, 2008
The After School Pool
I got an email from Brook mid-week at 3pm saying, "The Predeger Pool opens at 4:50pm!". It looked sunny enough, but a quick mouse click to Weather Underground and I got the report that it was 62 degrees and windy. Brrrrr...
I quickly picked up the phone and called Brook.
"It's too cold and windy for the little dudes' inaugural summer swim, Brook."
"It's Alaska, Carrie. THIS is Summer."
The boys had fun, of course. But, I think there dad had the most fun of all.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Following Directions
Lean to your left...
Lean to your right...
Now, clean up all the yogurt that didn't make it into your mouths.
Yep. Just like that.



















































































